Jack of All Nerds

Wait, what? What? What is this?

citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

I once had a teacher circle a sentence and say it was incorrect because I started it with “because”

Bitch, that is a dependent clause. It is perfectly correct. If you wanna mess with the baby bear clause, then you better deal with the MAMA BEAR CLAWS

Students try to correct me on this all the time because their teachers have incorrectly corrected them for so long…

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rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????